1. sextarian:

    if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body.

    if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face.

    but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers

    Reblogged from: cameolilli
  2. Look at my sexy cat boyfriend and be envious. :3 He’s so cute I could cry. ^_^

  3. sickening-hurts:

    dennys:

    sprawlerr:

    why does dennys have a tumblr

    why do you

    image

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  4. ddecatur:

    yosuke-rolling-in-a-trash-can:

    rainamermaid:

    memewhore:

    sean3116:

    sixpenceee:

    As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting.

    Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive.

    Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong.

    In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen, he was responding.

    Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis.

    These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition.

    While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications.

    SOURCE

    HOLY STEAMING SHITFUCKS

    WHY IS EVERYONE NOT LOSING THEIR SHIT ABOUT THIS

    What a fucking nightmare, just kill me.

    I know a girl who was hit by a drunk driver and in that state for a year. When she woke up the first thing she did was tell off the doctor who tried to convince her mom to pull the plug. She heard *everything* while being called brain dead.

    OH MY FUCK

    This pisses me off. I fucking needed this. Ugh everything’s discovered when it’s to late

    Reblogged from: blake-onator
  5. 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
    Blue

    51. Ever wished you were someone else?
    In middle school I wished I was anyone else

    52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
    Ahh… I don’t think there’s anything I wish to change anymore :]
    53. Favourite makeup brand?
    N/A
    54. Favourite store?
    Hot Topic or China Capital Arts
    55. Favourite blog?
    Mine -3- mwahaha… besides mine is probs… Andrew and Nina’s <3
    56. Favourite colour?
    Sky blue and Forest Green
    57. Favourite food? 
    Ice cream!
    58. Last thing you ate?
    Sausage egg and cheese croissant
    59. First thing you ate this morning?
    Same as above
    60. Ever won a competition? For what?
    Uhm… no?
    61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
    No way
    62. Bee-n arrested? For what?
    Psshhhh. no.
    63. Ever been in love? 
    Currently.
    64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
    It was in day care with this girl named Summer. We were playing house.
    65. Are you hungry right now?
    A bit
    66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
    Tumblr friends are my real friends :P lol
    67. Facebook or Twitter?
    Facebook except I don’t have facebook anymore
    68. Twitter or Tumblr?
    Tumblr all the way
    69. Are you watching tv right now?
    No, I’m in class
    70. Names of your bestfriends? 
    Andrew, Ashley, and Katie
    71. Craving something? What?
    Anything sweet
    72. What colour are your towels?
    Brown and Andrew brought over a pink one
    72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
    Three.. well Like one and a half. Andrew has the other one and a half
    73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
    Sometimes
    74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
    At least 20
    75. Favourite animal?
    Giraffe
    76. What colour is your underwear?
    White and flowery o_o
    77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
    Vanilla
    78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
    Coffee or Vanilla bean
    79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
    Blue and white striped
    80. What colour pants?
    Black

    81. Favourite tv show?
    Big Brother -3-
    82. Favourite movie?
    Spirited Away
    83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
    Mean Girls

    84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
    Ah……
    85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
    Damian and Janis
    86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
    Dory
    87. First person you talked to today?
    Andrew :]
    88. Last person you talked to today?
    These girls in my english class whose names escape me
    89. Name a person you hate?
    Ha.
    90. Name a person you love?
    Andrew
    91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
    Not currently
    92. In a fight with someone?
    Not really
    93. How many sweatpants do you have?
    Like… one?
    94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
    About 5
    95. Last movie you watched?
    Uhm.. I don’t remember
    96. Favourite actress?
    Julie Andrews
    97. Favourite actor?
    Johnny Depp I guess
    98. Do you tan a lot?
    No. I’m naturally tan
    99. Have any pets?
    A dog and two cats
    100. How are you feeling?
    I’m pretty chill.

    Thanks for the ask Elyse :]

  6. listoflifehacks:

    If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

    Reblogged from: nerdygirlchronicle
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  8. xensin:

LOOK AT ITS LITTLE DOUBLE CHIN

    xensin:

    LOOK AT ITS LITTLE DOUBLE CHIN

    Reblogged from: callme-king
  9. foreveralone-lyguy:

    the-fault-in-our-deathstar:

    The very first fucking card

    nostalgia pack

    Reblogged from: stoneydog
  10. kyeoptatokki:

    Bunny tights || Hhotaru  review
    Use discount code " jenny10 " for 10% off.

    Read More

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  11. i-need-that-seat:

    iapollogise:

    I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

    I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

    Reblogged from: stoneydog
    • tumblr: We've introduced a new feature that kills your firstborn.
    • xkit guy: welp, time to program an extension that paints lamb's blood on your sidebar
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  12. skepticalspectacles:

    When a trans being tells you it’s okay for mistakenly using the wrong name or pronouns, it means the instance is forgiven or dismissed and the conversation can move on. In reality, it still hurts but we say it’s okay because we understand you are making an effort to get it right. This is not an invitation to stop making that effort. You are not the exclusion to the rule.

  13. david-tennants-little-fangirl:

    david-tennants-little-fangirl:

    I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…

    image

    I think that’s enough adventure for today.

    Reblogged from: dethmelons
  14. kellyangel:

    Read the next comic here

    Magical girl is not something you can retire from …. 

    Reblogged from: milesjai
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